Wednesday, June 25, 2008

If I was Caligula...I would build a potato palace

Ah, glorious potato. Legend has it that it was not merely fire that Prometheus brought to us, but in fact, the roasted potato that was stolen from the Gods themselves.

If I was Caligula, I would certainly eat potatoes in gold foil nested in the uterus of dolphin. I would also eat them fried, sticking them into the noses and mouths of the heads which litter my palace. I would eat them baked with butter from the royal cows and salt from the Adriatic. Glorious potato, you bless us with your wealth and delicious flavor!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

If I was Caligula...I'd basically keep Hooters the same

Caligula approves of scantily clad women serving wings and libations. He would probably change the name to Cooters.

Saturday, June 7, 2008

If I was Caligula....I would make everyone wear gladiator sandals

I bought these sandals from Baker's long before I knew they were the trend of the season. Dance, Little Boots, dance!!!

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

If I was Caligula...I would link to political blogs

Like hsuperpolitical. And if hsuper dared to question the rule of Caligula, I would rape his wife IN HALF.