Saturday, May 31, 2008

If I was Caligula....I would take an awesome minibreak

We shall take the royal barge to the mouth of the Nile. My concubines and I would feed the crocodiles and Egyptian women shall make our eyes dark and beautiful like the locals. The greatest Roman actors shall act out the love affair Mark Anthony and Cleopatra as we're fed dates and yogurt. Slaves shall carry us up on canopied litters to the top of the mighty pyramids, where we shall see the stars and gaze upon the gods.

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