Saturday, May 17, 2008

If I was Caligula...I would treat my migraines with opium and cannabis

Bring me the inventor of Maxalt! I shall have him buried up to the neck in the ground, and dump fire ants upon his idiot head.

Now, bring me my imperial bong full of cannabis and opium, the cure for migraines straight from the Mighty God Apollo.

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