Friday, May 16, 2008

If I was Caligula....I'd take you out on a proper date

I'm sorry you have to go to some pretentious place with some smelly guy in Williamsburg tonight. If I was Caligula, I would take you upon my royal ship and make the slaves row double-time so the wind would flow through your hair. I would have your feet bathed and have the finest Nubian slaves dance for you. I would order a thousand barrels of wine and bring you a small, perfectly roasted pig and have the chef stuff it in a perfectly preserved albino peacock.

1 comment:

Jennythenipper said...

Ya know Caligula really has a lot in common with smoove B. He just wants to give you love. Word.